What does Olivia Colman’s hot sex with a basket tell us about heteropessimism?
Emma Beddington
In Wicker, the love interest is a man made of plaited twigs. In romantasy, women are getting it on with goblins, elves, minotaurs and mothmen. Is this bad news for heterosexual men?, asks Emma Beddington
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