MuseWiki
Supermassive wiki for the band Muse. Now with 10% more sex faces. Wiki for the band Muse. The ultimate Muse fansite. That site that talks about Matt's girlfriend. The site everyone can destroy. It's like Wikipedia but cooler. Smut free since Tuesdays. Now with 10% more subtitles. Now providing HD Quality Matt Porn (terrifying!) Stop registering if you're not going to help out!! In BETA for 2 years. The site that dares talk about band member fetishes. Now with 50% more rock. In color. Turning out Musellectuals since 2006. The biggest band wiki EVER. Wiki for clever people, intimidating ay? The site that makes you go "NO WAI!" OH HAI! Like Wikipedia but without the mind games. Like Wikipedia but without the sexual frustration. Like Wikipedia but WITH the sexual frustration. Wikipedia cites us. It just break your day. Plugging in babies since 2000. It burns inside of you. Self doubt and syphilis free since 2009. There when you are aroused. Ad-free since 2006. Snake-free since 1943. 20% more beef. 10% more virgin. Now with flavour. Governed by warlocks, carved by meteorites. Made with 40% more love. Free frm speling erors. Where the REAL Muse fans roam. 95% fictional (the other updates are probably by me). Oh hello, good day isn't it? Coming in YOUR cave since 1996. Smutfree* (*=on Tuesdays only) Smutfree* (*=except on Tuesdays) The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is MuseWiki Supporter of naked Wednesdays. Editing articles naked may increase accuracy. View source pages with caution (MuseWiki absolves itself from all responsibility of insanity that may ensue) Touching Muse fans since 2006 (not that kind of way). Wakka wakka wakka Yes. It's the same as the Will & Grace title. Now with 30% more wiki. Stop refreshing! Best muse fancite EVA! Now with feelings. Tracking your internet activity since 1970 (mm epoch). I saw what you did there The cake is a lie. Ultimate wiki is ultimate. It doesn't write itself.... Attached to the dorsal feathers of two European swallows. Satisfies the undisclosed desires in your heart. Now compatible with Firefox version 92386. The number of Muse fans signing up for no reason is UNSUSTAINABLE The number of Muse articles is UNSUSTAINABLE Yes I'm gonna wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiii! Mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu muse musewiki Absolving since ovulation (2003) You're here for the shiny guitar photos aren't you? Sponsored by Muse baubles, pick up a bag today Sponsored by Muse hotpants, pick up a bag today Sponsored by Muse braces, pick up a bag today There's no I in UNSUSTAINABLE... wait there is Enough information to give you a MUSErection, or a semi I'll light the fuse, because I'm from Muse(wiki) BING! Written in F#, the heaviest of chords If you find something to edit, don't tell me on twitter If the information if wrong and you're too lazy to edit it, build your own wiki :P Now with 60% more choir Coming soon... MorganWiki Put on your 3D glasses..... NOW Chickerbooooooosh The wiki thiat leaves you in a Liquid State Most of the subtitles were crafted exclusively in my underwear A species set on endless Musewiki edits is UNSUSTAINABLE
MuseWiki
MuseWiki is the ultimate resource centre for the British rock band Muse. It doubles up as a community and a fansite, providing up to date and disturbingly detailed information about every concept of the band. So make sure you take a good look and help out if you think some bits need improving.
ðĢ Help wanted! MuseWiki runs on its community and registration is open. We're especially after more band photos and editors to keep pages, gigs and the homepage fresh. See how you can help â
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...that Dominic Howard loves brie?
...that Matthew Bellamy can say the alphabet backwards?
...that Matthew Bellamy can tickle himself?
...that Christopher Wolstenholme is married? (sorry, ladies)
...that Dominic Howard's first job was packing Spice Girl t-shirts?
...that Matthew Bellamy originally wanted to be a concert pianist, but changed his mind after attending a Rage Against the Machine concert?
...that Matthew Bellamy has injured Dominic Howard on several occasions?
...that Matthew Bellamy's father was a member of The Tornadoes, the first British band ever to have a number one single in the United States?
...that Muscle Museum was named as such because Muse members looked in a dictionary for the word 'muse', and 'muscle' was immediately before and 'museum' immediately after?
...that you should VOTE FOR PEDRO?
...that Matthew Bellamy's e-mail address is [email protected]?
...that Dominic Howard is going bald?
...that Muse had written around 50 songs before Showbiz was released?
...that Thoughts of a Dying Atheist was the working title for Megalomania?
...that Matthew Bellamy has a phobia of spiders and millipedes?
...that Dominic Howard used animal bones as percussion on Screenager?
...that Muse have released 10 studio albums, 6 live releases, 6 EPs and 63 singles to date?
...that Dominic Howard enjoys fishing?
...that Matthew Bellamy's feet smell?
...yum yum, I love carrots!
...that here on MuseWiki, we love to brag! (Although some of us are pretty modest.)
...that Muse was the first band to play a gig in outer space?
...that MuseWiki is about to be consumed by the hydra-headed corporate machine?
...that MuseWiki very much in no way encourages the use of magic mushrooms... although we do have a very interesting article on it!
...that MuseWiki has a useless list of random so-called "facts"?
...that Plug In Baby is a song about what it would be like if puppies could be genetically engineered to never grow old? probably not.
...that Matt has a jetpack (well, sort of)!?
...that Bellamy once filmed Howard having sex with someone?
...that Matthew Bellamy plays with himself?
...that the Muse board is a scary place?
...that Didz Hammond from The Cooper Temple Clause gave Christopher Wolstenholme a tackle during a football match and injured his arm?
...that Matthew Bellamy has a dark side?
...that the longest setlist ever played by Muse lasted for around two hours and was comprised of 25 songs?
...that Megalomania was played live on an organ (the second largest pipe organ in the British Isles) for the first and only time, in 2008?
...that Morgan Nicholls plays a cabasa?
...that IT'S NOT A SHAKER, IT'S A CABASA!
...that we have a very interesting article about the seventh album?
...that Muse loves to gamble?
...that MuseWiki has a MySpace account!?!?
...that MuseWiki is the 40th best unofficial music fansite?
...that MuseWiki is fucking pwoper
...that the clapping on "Starlight" spells out "TITS" in Morse code
...that Matthew Bellamy has recently been trying to contact ghosts?
...that MuseWiki are proud to be part of The Resistance! Viva la RevoluciÃģn!
...that you can buy your very own Matthew Bellamy guitar for the cheap cheap price of only ÂĢ3299????
...that there are easter eggs lying around MuseWiki?
...that the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 2?
...that Matt was going out with Kate Hudson? They broke up in 2014. Matt is now going out with Elle Evans?!?!?!?!?!?
...that the Muselive.com used to be the oldest active Muse fansite?
...that before the team-up, MuseWiki was the source for the official website's gig archive?
...that The Buke of Dom's Cockminster Is Sacked?
...that Chris Wolstenholme has ten kids?
...that Matthew Bellamy has children, a boy, named Bing, and a daughter named Lovella Dawn, and a new son George?
...that Shrinking Universe and Natural Disaster were originally supposed to be on Origin of Symmetry?
...that Spiral Static was originally going to be on Showbiz and not just a bonus track?
...that Easily was planned to be on Black Holes and Revelations?
...that Muse released a box set with unreleased demo songs?
...that Matt Bellamy is a very magic person?
...that all the Simulation Theory videos are linked?
...that the Muscle Museum EP page was named "Muscle Museum EP (EP)" for years?
...that Matthew Bellamy has a very... interesting O face?
...that Apocalypse Please is technically a single?
...that the Absolution artwork was actually made with cutouts? That's right, people were really flying in the air that day. Kinda.
...that Showbiz and Origin of Symmetry had MiniDisc releases?
...that Pink Ego Box was originally called "Instant Messenger"?
...that Soldier's Poem could've been on Absolution?
...that Matthew Bellamy released a solo EP in 2021?
Mutiny free since 2005
Top 10 google search term includes "f**king videos", thanks We_Are_Fucking_Fucked_(video)
A lot of people (namely on r/muse) hate the RNG photo selection of Chris, however no one has risen up to the challenge to add more photos
